owned

owned
1. (Owned) (5058↑, 1139↓)
v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d. v. tr. To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.

I owned you in counter-strike. You were owned at the party yesterday.

2. (owned) (2913↑, 1001↓)
Total and undeniable dominance of a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones [bitch].

Ha\! I own you, bitch\!

3. (owned) (1064↑, 640↓)
Originated as a term used by hackers to describe gaining possession of a system, having hacked a box and got root they basically control it as much as if it was theirs, thus it could be considered owned by them. From this it was encorporated into the cultures vernacular including the limited(and awkward to type) vocabulary of so called l33t speak(0wn3d) Would-be hackers would come to use the phrase when taking someone out with a ping flood or other DoS attack, and although no access to the victim's system (typically another newbie hanging around on the same irc channel speaking in numbers) was gained yet they were still said to be owned. From there is came to simply mean bettering (or fucking over) someone and was even used to describe non-computer based events as described in the many other definitions. Though now its most common in [CS] games when someone kills you... With the original use of the word it would seem most people I see using XP dont even own their own system :p

I own www.msn.com I fucking 0wn3d j00 n00b\!\! Batman ownz the Joker (again)

4. (Owned) (1599↑, 1184↓)
An overused gamerboy term. Using this term is now considered the most potent contraceptive available. Anyone saying this is guaranteed not to get any.

Everyone and his brother has uploaded a picture for "Owned", although no one cares about it and no one will see it.

5. (Owned) (957↑, 797↓)
To be defeated in a computer game, causing the winner's ego to inflate like a party balloon as if such a victory has any tangible significance outside that of his stinking socks-infested dorm room. These people will frequently create animated GIFs of violent sports events where a player gets clobbered by his opponent, complete with blinking neon "PWN3D\!" captions, and post them on their blogs to indicate that they should not be messed with.

Person A: Dude, totally like you sooo suck so much, I PWNZ0RED J00\!\!\!\!11\!\!11 Person B: It's a god damned game of rock/paper/scissors, asshole. Please die.

6. (Owned) (211↑, 91↓)
To be physically or mentally disgraced in a formidible fasion.

Peter got owned by aunt Clara because he tried to steal her purse; Kicked in the nuts.

7. (owned) (95↑, 54↓)
To so thoroughly beat someone, as to embarrass them.

Person 1: Did you see Jack? He just got owned by Fatal1ty. Person 2: Yeah, it was embarrassing.

8. (Owned) (17↑, 8↓)
An expression of ownership. The phrase, “You got OWNED\!” usually follows a particularly impressive insult or win. It is important to remember, however, that you cannot “own” an individual who has recently “owned” you. This will take away from the expression’s effectiveness and make you look like a tool.

For example: Sally: “You got owned\!” Jim: *Gives Sally the finger*. “Now who owns who, huh?” Sally: *Walks away, because Jim is obviously oblivious to the ownership rule*.

9. (Owned) (11↑, 5↓)
A word sometimes used humorously, like a verbal high-five, between good friends. Also a word commonly used in PvP games, such as World of Warcraft, etc.

Dude 1: "Bro, I just scored with Audrey." Dude 2: "Owned." Friend 1: "Man I just beat his ass in a duel." Friend 2: "Owned. Even though you're a OP ret pally, ya asshole."

Author: Deathspartan66 http://owned.urbanup.com/4139760
10. (Owned) (10↑, 6↓)
To give someone a smart answer for when they ask stupid questions

masterbrain says: ARE CARS GREEN AND HAVE LEGS THAT FLY? Badwolf69 says: In your drugged up world yes Owned\!\!

11. (owned) (8↑, 5↓)
From hacking: to "own" a server is to illicitly gain access to it to such an extent that one can do everything (root exploit, admin privs).

Thanks to the SSH replay exploit, our servers got owned pretty bad last night.

12. (owned) (9↑, 6↓)
Owned is when you get humiliated by someone.

man : i decided i love you and i wanna marry you more then anything. women: nop, looser. me: owned\!

13. (owned) (104↑, 101↓)
(v) To be outplayed, outfought, out-talked, etc. by another person, esp. one whom is considered your nemesis.

After the 2008 SuperBowl, Tom Brady is now owned by the Manning family. He is the Manning family's bitch.

14. (Owned) (4↑, 2↓)
When someone gets told or gets put in their place. It can also mean when someone is defeated

Girl that girl just called me out...Damn I got owned

15. (OWNED) (1↑, 0↓)
To be DOMINATED in something\! To consistently DOMINATE someone or to maintain POWER over someone or something\! To be beaten badly\! To be extremely embarrassed by someone\! To be made a fool of by someone\! If you and a friend played a basketball game and he outscored you by 75 points and beat you 85 to 10... he OWNED you\! If you had a fight with an enemy and you pummeled him with 10 straight punches and knocked him out without him getting 1 hit in... you can say you OWNED him\! If you and your friend played chess 20 times and you beat him 18 out of the 20 times you 2 played, you can pretty much say you OWN him\! To be owned is to be badly beaten or dominated in something by someone\!

Me and Omar had a looks contest and I owned him 30 votes to 5

16. (Owned) (2↑, 1↓)
Meaning you got told or someone or something showed you up. It's a word over-used my immature teenagers. Mostly while playing video games, but sometimes it's said randomly.

Old lady slips on ice and falls. Boy: Haha\! [OWNED]\!\! Old lady: How? Boy: Dude, the ice totally [owned] you.

17. (Owned) (5↑, 4↓)
Owned: Total and undeniable dominance to make them ones bitch. To dominate the person completely, to humiliate them, to be physically or mentally disgraced. Defeated, lost, humiliated, possessed, treated as an inferior, forced to be submissive to the greed and selfishness of their owner. Mentally controlled and brainwashed serving the self-centered greediness of others. Unloved and beaten down physically and mentally only to service their owner, defeated and stripped of their free will, used as the owners property. Conquered, captured, forced to comply to demands with no will of your own. Becoming an owned thing. Having your free will utterly destroyed. Having your dignity crushed and dominated used by the owner(s). Having your own wants and desires Paralyzed to the point of having no free will or desires of your own – entering a state of mental immobility and giving your life over to the owner to be dominated and let them do with you as they want as time and your life rush by never to be seen again, gone forever as you are constantly used by them to satisfy their vicious greed. Never to be truly Loved again.. Becoming the bitch of someone after being totally dominated or embarrassed by them. Total demoralization of someone usually in public. The person who is owned must submit to being humiliated, and used as a fool. They must stand by as the owner(s) brag about how they control and use the owned bitch.

his bitch wife is now his owned property.

18. (Owned) (7↑, 6↓)
The state of something after it has been completely dominated by something else; the resistance put up is nothing compared to the incoming force, thus the object is owned.

Shit that squirrel just got owned by that steam roller.

19. (Owned) (3↑, 3↓)
Owned- What happens to Maddy Fondren every time she talks shit to Clair Box on Facebook. Usually occurs on Rachel Stricklands wall.

When Maddy deleted all her post's cause she couldn't decide on what dumb shit she wanted to say and Clair said "think quick Maddy" She got owned.

20. (owned) (8↑, 10↓)
to stick your finger in someone's ass, can be male or female

I think Heather is now dating Ken, he owned her last night.

21. (OWNED) (5↑, 7↓)
The definintion of the outcome of one poor soul being out-witted in some shape or form by another, more clever and overall better being.

Megan Steele - "I just hijakced your Bebo" Mowg - "Well your on Urban Dictionary" Megan Steele - "Wit?" Mowg - "OWNED. Now MOWG OFF =))\!"

22. (owned) (6↑, 8↓)
to prove someone wrong or insult them in a way they can't comeback

'your stupid' said bob 'well at least i aren't retarded' replied steve\! ( steve just owned bob )

23. (Owned) (7↑, 11↓)
To be made a fool of.

If ever there was an ‘epic fail’ of attempted big-time drug deals, then this is it. When 21-year old Dwayne Grant Seabourne admitted to police upon return to Tasmania last year that he’d flown back from Melbourne with $6000 worth of ecstasy in his luggage, little did he know that the Melbourne underworld had duped him with something else entirely – a shipment of 400 delicious blue M&M’s, to be precise. “He returned to Launceston with what he believed were ecstasy tablets,” Crown prosecutor Jackie Hartnett told the Burnie Supreme Court last month. “He purchased 400 tablets for $15 each…intending to sell them for $30 each.” However, The Advocate reports that when being interviewed by police, Seabourne didn’t express the relief that you’d expect when it became clear he’d been spared a lifetime behind bars. Instead, his response was instead much closer to anger – that those wily underworld crims had done him over\! “He felt someone had essentially ripped him off,” Hartnett told the court. Dastardly underworld villains that they are. While the state has yet to pass any laws banning the trafficking of blue M&M’s (as deliciously addictive as they may be), the prosecution argued that Seabourne should be sentenced on the “basis of the evil intended, not on the basis of the evil that could have been accomplished”. Arguing in Seabourne’s defence, counsel Katie Edwards claimed that any harm that could have come from his “particularly unsophisticated attempt” to deal drugs was effectively nil. OWNED

24. (Owned) (44↑, 48↓)
To be placed under the dominion of another.

Excuse me, sir, but I believe that you just got owned.

25. (Owned) (46↑, 51↓)
The state of an individual after an action by another has offended, alienated, or otherwised embarrassed the said individual. Examples include winning a hand in poker, defeating someone by a large margin in a fencing bout, and getting bitten by a pelican.

That kid who lost 5-0 got owned\!

26. (owned) (17↑, 22↓)
to beat (win), to beat(cause injury), to embarass, to be injured by a random catastrophy variant:pwned

"Michael Jordan would own Shaq at basketball any day" "Did you see that video of that kid getting run over by that car? Owned\!"

27. (Owned) (2↑, 8↓)
To kick MAJOR ass at something

"OH, I owned at the football game," said Marshall Faulk

28. (owned) (39↑, 45↓)
word most often used by 12 year old boys playing Counter strike after school. These kids have no lives and will never see a girls boobies in his life. In a sense, they are the ones being owned.

I was owned by Slayer69 last night in aztec. Of course he had hax so i wasnt worried about my rank in \{ChuN00b\}clan. Wanna get on IRC?

Author: Jonathan Wilson http://owned.urbanup.com/907208
29. (Owned) (13↑, 20↓)
Generic gaming slang referring to a scenario where a player or any other target is destroyed or significantly damaged in a very efficient manner. Often used to refer to a humiliation.

"Haha you owned that guy big time"

Author: James Trainor http://owned.urbanup.com/1569269
30. (Owned) (43↑, 50↓)
v. To dominate other person or thing so completely as to humiliate them. Often applies to first-person shooters when the victim is consistently "fragged," or shot to death. Synonym is "pwned." Also, the e may be substituted with a 3 if the person speaks leet.

I owned this n00b...he constantly got fragged while he never got a shot on me.

31. (Owned) (14↑, 21↓)
Have possession over something or someone.

The New Orleans Saints and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers owns the Chicago Bears. I own the Bears, they are my b-----s.

32. (owned) (21↑, 29↓)
To be completely and wholly dominated, usually through some form of violence or physical action, without contest, in a very short amount of time. The person being owned is almost always caught unaware. Often shouted out loud by viewing audience.

Zidane owned Materazzi with a headbutt in front of approximately two billion people during the World Cup.

33. (owned) (14↑, 22↓)
A term used to expose the apparent fault or downfall of one's success, pride or dignity in a hilarious way; to be put down by one or more people. See [pawned, own3d] and [pawn3d]

What's this? Your mom took your allowance money away as punishment to spend on her lingerie? You're owned\!\!

34. (owned) (8↑, 16↓)
defeated, lost, humiliated. To be the butt end of a joke.

Scotty was owned when Jared nuts were dropped on his chinny chin chin.

35. (owned) (8↑, 16↓)
To do or say something making another person seem severely beaten or embarrased

\< robT\> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant \< bawss\> Right click.

36. (owned) (9↑, 17↓)
To be fiercely defeated in a humiliating manner. This may be accompanied by a slight hand movement downward as if pulling the lever on a slot machine and yelling out "owned".

Damn, RJ, David just owned you in that game. You suck nuts.

37. (owned) (23↑, 31↓)
The term "Owned" was originally conjured circa 1986 by a small Canadian Apple II user's group in Langley, BC. Primary usage was similar to current internet vernacular, but was usually restricted to computer hardware and not gaming. Use was slightly adapted to indicate superiority over another person. Or to declare that said person is merely chattel.

Man, the Apple so owns(owned) the C64\! I *own* people like you\!

38. (owned) (5↑, 13↓)
showing inferiority in any debate or loosing control of the debate.

1- Sobe got OWNED. 2- Eric was OWNED Real bad by JuicyLinks\! 3- I wouldn't want to pull a SOBE and be OWNED that bad\!

39. (Owned) (166↑, 175↓)
- To get busted by someone. - To get caught red handed. - To get beat down physically or verbally. - To get beat at a game of some kind. - To get mocked out so hard, that you can never show your face in public ever again, leaving you with only one means of socialization: the internet.

MAN\!\!\!\! You got fuckin' OWNED, biotch\!

Author: goldtoofblingbling http://owned.urbanup.com/888121
40. (owned) (10↑, 20↓)
It's origins lie with the hacker community who would refer to taking control of a computer, effectively 'owning' it. Hackers plays video games too, so the crossover is obvious. Incidentally, this also the origins of l33t speak. Before teens got hold of it as a 'cool' way of talking, it was used to avoid automatic search routines looking for key words.

'I totally owned their mainframe\! w00t\!'

41. (owned) (5↑, 15↓)
getting beaten in a worse than sad nature

Dude, you just got owned, I saw it, freaking owned\!

42. (Owned) (111↑, 121↓)
Gamer term: Beaten, lost, defeated, corpse-humped into a bloody stump.

"OMG WTF you got owned by teh n00b?"

43. (owned) (30↑, 40↓)
A victory cry used when having conquered or captured something, especially computer servers or human egos.

A: She fell for the goatse.cx link. B: Heh\! Owned.

44. (OWNED) (6↑, 17↓)
When a person gets accidentally hurt, laughed at, and all that jazz. It is now used more often, specially on [youtube], many videos are up just by typing in OWNED. Owned is now a new word to use instead of Embarrassment, humiliation, etc...

Boy gives a note to his girlfriend to her locker BUT it was a wrong locker, turns out that the locker belongs to girl that likes him. (see, he doesn't have a clue of what his done) Boy chit-chatting with his friends... The crushin' girl walks towards him... Girl: hey, thanks for the letter, ofcourse i will be you valentine.. (giggles while blushing) Boy: what letter? Girl: don't be silly, the heart shaped that you slipped into my locker...?\!? Boy: Oh that, can i have it please? (confusedd???) Girl: okay here.... Girl gives him the note, still blushing. Boy: hey babe, (he yells across the room) here is your note, happy valentines day. Everyone looks at the crushin'girl saying OWNED. "ooooooo she just got owned.." -A man cheats on his girlfriend (setting- mall) Woman: are you fucking cheating on me? Man: absolutely not baby. Woman: then what the hell is this? (holding underwear that she found in his pocket) Man: baby thats yours.. Woman makes a big scene, telling him its not hers... SLAP\!\! everyone gasp, while looking.. HE JUST GOT OWNED...

45. (Owned) (11↑, 22↓)
To be utterly destroyed or humiliated. Often used in online gaming and most specifically in first-person shooters. See [pwned]

Gamer1: Oh man, he had rockets and I sniped him right in the face. Owned\!\! Gamer2: That's nothing. I owned my friend yesterday when I put laxatives in his Gatorade.

46. (Owned) (58↑, 69↓)
1) To defeat in a spectacular way or fashion 2) To be of extremely high quality

1) You just got owned\! 2) That movie owned\!

47. (owned) (5↑, 16↓)
With two words - fucked up.

OWNED\!Stupid muthafucker.

48. (owned) (12↑, 23↓)
The ruling on Saddam Hussein's court case for him to be hung, after he begged for a firing squad.

See: Defenition of owned

49. (owned) (4↑, 15↓)
Where one clan or team will 'own' the other one. In this sense it means totally destroying them without even thinking.

OMG - GoG own so much, no one has a chance of beating them. I jsut played them and i got owned

50. (Owned) (8↑, 19↓)
1:To Completely Destroy Your Opponent in any activity 2:A word spoken to hurt a [noob]'s feelings 3:A sign of Domination.

Bitch, You Just Got Owned.

51. (Owned) (46↑, 57↓)
The word owned refers to something or someone becoming the property of someone else after extreme domination. Similar to being served, being owned involves becoming the bitch of someone after being totally dominated or embarressed by them. The term owned can only be applied to severe cases of kickass and the total demoralisation of someone usually in public. The ownee must accept their ownage and submit to the bragging of the owner and those surrounded them for an extended period of time.

"Oh shit i just kicked that little kid in the face, i totally owned that bitch" "Thats what your mother said last night, OWNED" "Dude you got owned when he held you down and farted on your head".

52. (owned) (33↑, 44↓)
when you make a fool of self in the presence of another.

Jim: falls off a cliff. Bob: haha, owned.

53. (Owned) (15↑, 26↓)
Owned August 2nd, 2005: Game: Halo 2 Gametype: Team Fiesta on Lockout. I turn to Sniper tower to see a Rocket launched directly at my face. In an instinctive reaction I pull the trigger just as my sights pass over the Rocketeers face. HEADSHOT. I then proceed to sidestep the rocket and come away from the battle unscathed...That is owned.

My defintion speaks for itself.

54. (owned) (7↑, 18↓)
the act of being someone's bitch, being in great debt to another, to be roaly fucked, to be humiliated.

The indians got totaly owned. I owned your mom, sister, and girlfreind last night after you left. That Navy Seal owned the shit out of Nick.

55. (owned) (5↑, 16↓)
When someone out does you totally, when someone does something fucking awesome.

Matt was just owned by that Jewish guy\!

56. (owned) (64↑, 75↓)
v. 1. Past tense of the word own. 2. To have been beaten with exceptional casualties to your ego. 3. To literally have been the property of something else.

1. Veteran: FUCK\!\!\!\! *slams forehead into palms*........\{pitiful silence\} Beginner: Owned....-_- 2. I owned that nigger for thiry-eight years before he died.

57. (Owned) (5↑, 16↓)
the act of being totally paralised with shock and chronic wiggage.. when someone promotes a state of mental immobility by describing sometihng totally fucked up to you.

"man, did you see that fat stripper? he dirty flaps were hanging out...it owned me hardcore..." "man that music owns me.." "Dion totally owns me in his fucking purple stretch pants..i am going to kill that son of a bitch if he wears them again...."

Author: Chemical Mafia http://owned.urbanup.com/995757
58. (OWNED) (7↑, 18↓)
The word used to describe when I rock you. Also, I use it to describe when other people get rocked by other people. There are many variations of 'owned': viciously owned, severely owned, OWNED\!\!\!, OOOOOOWNED\!\!, and others. Sometimes I wonder why I rock so much.

::I rock someone like I always do.:: Me: You just got OOOOOOWNED\!\!\!\! Them: ...stfu.. Me: Sometimes I wonder why I rock so much.

Author: Seb The Lodge Minnesota http://owned.urbanup.com/520776
59. (owned) (4↑, 16↓)
Owned is a word used in online games or in real life by teens to show victory over another guy. A good example of owned would be of a guy in an online shooting game killing another guy who is better or has a much better gun.

OMG you just got owned by a newb\! How could you noob.

Author: OWND by whale http://owned.urbanup.com/2974833
60. (owned) (5↑, 17↓)
When one gets beat in a game or injured in real life. It is usually shouted to show victory against another player.

"HAHA\!\! THAT NOOB JUST GOT OWNED\!\!" or "I can totally own you at CS:S"

61. (owned) (4↑, 16↓)
The misspelled form of 'Pwned.'

First, there was Owned. Then, somebody spelled it Pwned, which has become used so much that the only time Owned is used, it's a misspelling.

62. (Owned) (4↑, 16↓)
To get beaten in a game badly. Or to just get [pwned] in a more intense manner. Mostly used towards n00bs (see [noobs]) or more [1337] people acting in a n00bish manner Also,when you randomly get slapped,beat up by a girl(when your a guy) or punched in the balls. Its also a form of Ownage.

1) Oh em geezorsss[-zors] that andrew,is SUCH A N00b I just OWNED him in Halo 2) HAHAHA You just got hit in the balls OWNEDZORZ\!\!\!

63. (Owned) (2↑, 14↓)
Something funny, ironic, yet unbelievable. Usually used when somebody is beaten in a game, hurt in an outrageous way, or embarassed completely.

OH MY GOSH\! That guy got hit by a car...twice\! He was totally owned.

64. (owned) (2↑, 14↓)
To dominate in a manner, especially in a video game in which you kill another player with ease. The famous [ownt] variation, origin of team BoRo in MoH:AA, is a more insulting tense of the word owned.

Dude, I just owned you so hard. You have been owned.

Author: I hate bad grammar. http://owned.urbanup.com/631135
65. (Owned) (9↑, 21↓)
Somebody get the upper hand over you and kicks your ass in any type of contest. Words, physical, computer, sexual, don't matter.

P1: You dude, I just got 120,000 on Tetris\! P2:450,000, OWNED\!\!\!\!

66. (Owned) (7↑, 19↓)
the act of being beaten badly in a game. When u have been dissed.

aw man, u just got owned in counter-strike. see also: ownage, and own

67. (Owned) (5↑, 17↓)
To be beaten; To be hit, or smacked. Synonym,Stiff

You have been OWNED

68. (owned) (14↑, 26↓)
1. The act of defeating another player in a computer game. 2. Used to add more kick to a comeback. can also be used as izowned but never pwned...that is a [l4m3r] usage of the word.

1. I just owned you in Counter-Strike 2. Player1: "Man this map sucks" Player2: "Yea, just like your mom last night\! OOOOOOOWNED\!"

69. (Owned) (23↑, 36↓)
when one disses one another so hard that for a breif moment, it was as if they legally owned that person.

Step dad: Eat your supper. StepChild: You're not my dad. Brother: Owned.

70. (owned) (6↑, 19↓)
A word commonly used in the gaming world. Usually meaning getting your ass kicked in a damn video game.

DeathBRINGERXxX:hahaha nOOb i just owned you\!\! theAVERAGEjoe: . . . . . .shit

71. (owned) (12↑, 25↓)
another word in the nerd language, invented and used by nerds, usually means to beat someone at something. this nerd word is usually used in computer games where nerds spent their time in all day

in a fight (in real life) billy: i owned ur ass bitch bob: omfg... quit using nerd words kuz owned is not a word billy: prove it bob: dude, by saying it you already show dat ur a nerd... u dont see the football players saying dat shit...

72. (Owned) (20↑, 33↓)
To Own. To dominate, to defeat by a large margin. NOTE: Only lonely virgin geek ass pricks use this term, and its other variations such as: own3d, 0wn3d, 0wned, etc. A good way to tell if someone lacks a social life and is still a virgin is if they use this faggot ass word. Stupid nerd ass geeks.

"LMAOAMLAMOAML i just beat you for the 4th straight time in QUAKE, you got str8 OWNED\!\!\!\!" "OMG i was in the chatroom and i OwNeD 2 girls with my funny jokes LMAOMALAMO\! LMAOOOOOOO\! OWNED\!\!\!\!\!\! OH FUCK\!"

73. (owned) (6↑, 19↓)
used in chatroom fights owned basically means you are his/her [bitch]

"yo i owned you hours ago"

74. (Owned) (1↑, 14↓)
Owned: three 20's in a row.

In case of Instant Kills, you just Owned that mechanical spider.

75. (OWNED) (3↑, 16↓)
- Of or belonging to oneself or itself (Adj.) - That which belongs to one (n.) - To have control over (v. tr.)

I owned a 1985 Dodge Aries for rougly three years. After it spontaneously combusted I no longer owned the pathetic [ricer] vehicle.

Author: Great Lord Almighty http://owned.urbanup.com/1649970
76. (owned) (5↑, 18↓)
After getting obliterated by a troll in a previous thread, a poster on a message board tries to exact revenge by staying up all night looking for LMFAO material.

Wow, paistorico got owned by silky.

Author: silky_johnson http://owned.urbanup.com/1631818
77. (owned) (5↑, 18↓)
Getting schooled by another person. Humiliated beyond comprehension. Stunned that you just got beat in a bet. Especially when a person argues with you that they are right, but you prove them wrong without a doubt.

Lesley (Shaft) got owned by Richard (Fluff Daddy) The '06 rock is NOT a class gift from the class of 2006\!

78. (Owned) (3↑, 16↓)
Owned bassically means you got beaten by something or someone. normally used constantly in wc3 and cs.

1. ChRoniK2K: oh man you owned my base with imba nightelves FaGot: OWNED FUCKER OWEND BY MY MUM FAGOT JAJAJAJJA 2. A person steps under a tree and twig falls on them person: oh man OWNED BY TWIG FFS

79. (owned) (4↑, 17↓)
What Jeremy says when he can't compete.

used in a conversation he is intellectually outclassed in: "You've been owned because blah, blah, blah... my little pussy hurts. Can I go home now?"

80. (owned) (8↑, 21↓)
to be dominated by someone or something often used in conjugation with words such as indoid, hilarious, suckers, ass, sex, quite etc.

that ass did quite get hilariously DOMINATED\!\!\!

81. (owned) (3↑, 16↓)
This is what Taow did to you. And no, you're not getting your stuff back.

Blue team clicked here and saw this, they got owned.

82. (Owned) (2↑, 15↓)
To woop someones ass horribly in Ultima Online, Counter Strike, or any other random online game.

"Dude you just got owned by that noob ass bitch" "Fuck you"

83. (Owned) (5↑, 18↓)
When a situation commands that one person or thing has taken charge and shown total control of the transpiring event.

Caitlin thought she took control of the sexual encounter of the dead guy, but little did she know that the one in charge was in fact, the old man. Later, she finds out that she fucked the dead guy.. hence her (as of now) smirk of being a sexual dynamo will soon come back to "OWN" her.

Author: Jeff Chabotte http://owned.urbanup.com/148175
84. (owned) (14↑, 28↓)
Word used by geek to proov themself they are cool.

Geek: ROFL I owned this bitch on WoW\!

85. (owned) (13↑, 27↓)
To urinate on yourself in your sleep. This usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking. Ownage can also occur to people you might be sleeping with or some objects your are sleeping on or near.

"Dude you pissed on my couch\!" "yeah, I soaked it......OWNED\!"

86. (owned) (4↑, 19↓)
To slap another on the ass causing them to squeal like a bitch, i.e. Dave.

*slap noise*, "Ha\!\! Owned\!\!"

87. (Owned) (5↑, 20↓)
To describe something or someone that has been beating in anyway. Whenever someone is subject to humilation.

Whoa, D00D, you got owned. This is after he or she has had something happen to him or her that is not good.

88. (owned) (8↑, 24↓)
When you see your girlfriend making out with the school nerd.

"Hey Robby, I saw Monica fuckin Peter Wang yesterday" "GODDAMMIT\!\!\! WHY AM I NOT RESPECTED" (his leather pants tear)

89. (owned) (8↑, 25↓)
to buzz sum1 off

A. hi, can i download from u B. ok, but only if u ask nicely A. lol, ok, please can i download from u? B. Erm............NO\! C.Lmao, PWN3D\!

90. (owned) (8↑, 25↓)
1) severly shamed 2) ass kicked

to be poom- owned, you're poom.

91. (owned) (2↑, 21↓)
1)To be ridiculed, dominated, made a fool of. 2)To be named Owen, given the name Own, and have your mouth duct taped.

1)My are own. 2)See the picture (\#73 I believe)

92. (owned) (10↑, 30↓)
A process or action of becoming overcome. Some one has earned the right to your name. Someone has overwhelmed you with their skill in a specific competition or betting arragement.

dude, i OWNED your ass in Halo yesterday. I'm gonna OWN your girl later tonight man.

93. (owned) (8↑, 28↓)
To have at some point possessed something or had it in your possession. Or if you're a nerd, you use it after you've insulted or tried to show yourself better than someone, in hopes that they will actually care.

I owned him like a Negro slave.

Author: The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave http://owned.urbanup.com/1446284
94. (owned) (5↑, 26↓)
see [osek]

owned, mother fscker\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1111

95. (Owned) (11↑, 34↓)
Owned, resulting back in the Ultima Online days is a word depicing victory over another person or thing. Being passed up into the new generation of games and even in real conversations the word has come a long way since it was started by us old UO boys

* That mofo just got owned like a bitch. * Hahahahaha Fucken Owned * Man you got owned like a motherfucker * OWNED HAHAHAHAHA

96. (owned) (6↑, 32↓)
something that is urs

man i owned ur ass last night

97. (owned) (15↑, 43↓)
your face

"hehehe owned"

98. (owned) (5↑, 33↓)
A label used to identify a specific type of video documentation. Namely, it captures some [fuckstick]'s attempt to perform a feat of daring or physical challenge that is usually of impossible proportion and necessarily concludes with a painful collision.

The "owned" videos on ebaums included this dude who smashed his mountain bike into the side of a 3-story building while trying to jump it onto the roof from a ten foot ramp. What a fuckstick.

99. (owned) (22↑, 53↓)
word used by gamers. Typically shows a lack of knowledge of the outside world and the workings of the female body. See also [pwned]

Gamer: I just owned u fuccin n00b Average guy: well I guess I should give the control back to my 11 year old cousin go home and have some sex with my wife and or girlfriend and or woman I picked up at the bar.

100. (Owned) (63↑, 96↓)
"Owned, resulting back in the Ultima Online days is a word depicing victory over another person or thing. Being passed up into the new generation of games and even in real conversations the word has come a long way since it was started by us old UO boys" That is wrong, "owned" was being used back in the Wolf3d days, back in the ORIGINAL quake and duke3d games, back in the days of the TEXT version of aol, back in the compuserve and prodigy days. its not a new term, and it is AT LEAST 10 years old... Check ya calenders.

i just owned this forum with the correct definition.

Author: \{MD\}ProPain http://owned.urbanup.com/398127
101. (Owned) (18↑, 62↓)
A misspelling of pwned. Used in a sentence created to humiliate someone after they have contributed to an unintelligent situation.

After Idiot1 gets kicked in the balls, Idiot2 says, "You got owned\!"

Author: muhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa http://owned.urbanup.com/3662300
102. (owned) (7↑, 57↓)
to be corrected

psycho41: i love teh house i am in a is die: the* a is die: OWNED\!

Author: various administrator http://owned.urbanup.com/422547
103. (owned) (82↑, 162↓)
See [Own].

You just got owned bitch.

104. (owned) (12↑, 148↓)
A stae of being drunk which out does every other.

Miche - Did u see aaron last night man he was owned he pissed in a bag thinking that it was a toilet, slept in the pool thinking that it was a water bed and got up the next mourning thinking that he had a few quiet beers last night...owned

Related: pwned, pwn, own, ownage, noob, pwnd, pwnage, raped, lol, pwnt, destroyed, fail, powned, dominated, n00b, served, rape, killed, bitch, fucked, ownt, beat, 1337, pwn3d, schooled, rofl, awesome, screwed, nub, own3d, burned, funny, sex, burn, gay, pawned, ownd, beaten, whipped, wow
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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